Wacko-Jacko holed up in Swiss AIDS clinic as new tribute act lords it over fans

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 6 March 2009

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Wacko-Jacko's Swiss clinic treatment has left him raving...

Millenium Drone, London - (WTF? Mess): Comeback concert? WHAT comeback concert?

That is the UK music industry's official view amid reports thae Yoko Ono/George W Bush chimaera-cum-official Michael Jackson impersonator remains holed up in a Zurich AIDS clinic.

Meanwhile 'his' creditors have fielded yet another MJ doppelganger tribute act in a bid to recoup millions of dollars owed to assorted Bahraini princeling thugs and other dodgy creditors.

Announcing a '$400m comeback plan' yesterday the 'new' Jackson lookalike fooled no one despite the hundreds of official UK RentaMob fans screaming adulation at their idol.

'Cheap 'n' tacky tribute act's new cheap 'n' tacky tribute act!' was LA FagHagSlagMag's repsonse to the July concerts pledge as Swiss doctors upped the methadone scrip on their beleagured patient.

The real Michael Jackson died in a Nevada plastic surgery operating theatre back in 1993.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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