Children of Men - Paedo Horror!

Funny story written by Rula Nation

Friday, 20 March 2009

The world's paedophiles have voted 2006's Children of Men their scariest film of all time.

Based on a novel by P.D James and starring Michael Cain, the story is set in a dystopian near future when for some unknown environmental reason, the planet's women are no longer able to bear children.

As such the youngest living person on earth is an almost geriatric 19 years old. For these reason's Children of Men apparently recounts a scenerio every small bean regarder dreads.

Chosen by an all celebrity and industry panel consisting of Jonathan King, Michael Jackson, Chris Morris, Paul Gadd (Aka Gary Glitter) and the bloke who played Len Fairclough in Corrie, Children of Men strikes terror into their dark souls.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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