Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Monday, 6 April 2009

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Michael Jackson, the ex-black singer with the Jackson 5, has admitted "I'm bad".

Mr Jackson has been accused of many crimes over the years, from molesting children to producing terrible music. But today he finally confessed "I'm bad. You know it, I'm bad."

He went on, "I'm really really bad."

Police now want to interview Mr Jackson after this apparent confession, and about another confession he made previously when he said that he was "dangerous" and could "not stop until he got enough". It is thought this could be a reference to more serious offences which the police are not aware of.

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