Michael Jackson's forthcoming appearances at London's O2 Arena have been put on hold due to recent death threats received from an obscure anti-racism faction.
BAD (Blacks Against Discrimination) claim that Jackson is little more than a modern day equivalent of the once popular 1960s-70s song and dance troupe, The Black & White Minstrels.
A spokesman for the extremist group explained the reasons behind their actions: "Michael Jackson's ongoing pastiness is little more than an open mockery of the white man but the average honky doesn't seem to realise this, so it is up to us to inform them that they should be offended by his actions."
Upon hearing the news, one distraught, Caucasian concert goer said, "I always thought that Michael's facial transformations simply showed that he wanted to look like a normal person does. I never imagined for one minute that he was making fun of me."
Another IC1 ex-Jacko fan actually tore up his tickets in front of us upon being informed of the pallid pop performer's deceptive behaviour. "What a charlatan. I'm not going to sit and watch that fake snowflake, especially now that I know he'll be laughing at me all night from behind his bleached features. I thought that he was one of us but now I know why we only ever get to see his face and the palms of his hands. What a fool I've been."
A spokesman for Jackson refuted all of the allegations directed at the ashen faced entertainer. "I can categorically deny that Mr Jackson is guilty of any racist behaviour. In fact, Michael has in no way been responsible for any of his actions over the last 28 years."
