WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump met with Kitty Sequoia, 29, with the iNews Agency in the White House's Hilary Clinton Commemorative Dining Room. He informed her that US-Mexico relations have never been better. The president said that he...
MANCHESTER – Plans have just about been finalized for the English football team, the Manchester United Red Devils, to play the Liverpool Reds this summer at Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas. Cowboys owner billionaire Jerry Jones,77, said that he i...
MIAMI – This year’s Super Bowl (LIV) between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will feature two hot Latinas performing at halftime. Jennifer Lopez, 50, who is Puerto Rican, and Shakira, 42, who is Colombian, will both be shaking thei...
NEW YORK CITY - The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a make-up artist who is employed by The View said that she witnessed a very heated confrontation between Whoopi Goldberg, 64, and Meghan McCain, 35. Chardonnay Tuckertini, 29, said that...
MISSOULA, Montana – Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods was at The 93rd Annual Missoula Semi-Invitational Golf Tournament when he was approached by Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency about a rampant rumor making the rounds (no pun intended).
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has told the Vox Populi News Agency that he has undisputed proof that CNN’s Don Lemon was not born in Louisiana, but in Kenya. Trump spoke with Vox Populi’s Magenta McSalsa, and said that one of his secret servic...
HOLLYWOOD – The word coming out of the Left Coast is that first lady Melania Trump, 49, has agreed to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. Tinsel Town Spotlight Magazine’s Buffy Fillapippi reports that she personally spoke to Mel...
Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has informed Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that he has signed an agreement to purchase 13 McDonald’s Restaurants. The president stated that he already owns 270,301 shares in the hamburger chain. “Look, it is no s...
GREEN BAY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that the Green Bay Packers have decided to move to Pensacola, Florida. Team spokesperson Shanquisha Cuttermeister, 43, told VPNA reporter Ichabod Fernandez that the owners had been considering makin...
I’m fit to be tied because Democrats like Schumer, Pelosi, Nadler, and Brickenheimer are trying to get your wonderful, handsome, non-colluding leader out of the White House. Well, let me tell the four titty babies that the White House front door has...
The first lady and I really enjoyed our recent trip to Switzerland except for the fact that my Swiss interpreter, Zunatina something or other, had a horrible lower torso rash. And, as luck would have it, your perfect president ended up catching it. I...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
