MIAMI – This year’s Super Bowl (LIV) between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will feature two hot Latinas performing at halftime. Jennifer Lopez, 50, who is Puerto Rican, and Shakira, 42, who is Colombian, will both be shaking their gorgeously sexy booties and other sensuously-erotic body parts in front of the fans at Hard Rock Stadium, and the millions of viewers worldwide this year, including those at both the North Pole and the South Pole.
Tweedie Funkweiser, with Consolidated News Magazine, interviewed both Hispanic firecrackers. She noted that JLo and Shakira both use the same brand of deodorant (Femme Fatale), the same brand of wigs (Wigwam) and the same brand of panties (Sex Goddess by Libido).
JLo revealed to Funkweiser that she has been running 8 miles a day in preparation for the big NFL event. Shakira smiled and remarked that she has been running 9 miles a day. JLo then remarked that she has been keeping her caloric intake to just 75 calories per day. Shakira grinned and coyly said “I have not eaten even one seedless grape or one cashew nut in 3 days.” JLo interrupted “Baloney!” And Shakira said “Well, maybe just one slice of baloney, but it was diet baloney.”
(IN CLOSING – Vox Populi is reporting that Congressman Devin “No Nuts” Nunes has just been voted The Most Hated, Two-Faced, Low-Life in all of California).
