NEW YORK CITY - The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a make-up artist who is employed by The View said that she witnessed a very heated confrontation between Whoopi Goldberg, 64, and Meghan McCain, 35.
Chardonnay Tuckertini, 29, said that she saw Whoopi and Meghan in Goldberg’s dressing room and the two began screaming and yelling at each other. She noted that, all of a sudden, Whoopi bit Meghan on her right breast. McCain allegedly let out a horrendous scream as if she had just seen Rudy “The Monster From Hell” Giuliani naked.
Goldberg is totally denying the accusation. She remarked that the self-proclaimed GOP Princess was simply upset because she had said that Mitch “The Moscow Turtle” McConnell and Lindsay “The Sissy Girl” Graham, were both heartless, cruel, sarcastic, and each is afflicted with LPC, (Little Peckerino Complex).
Whoopi shook her extensive dreadlocks and further, and said, “Look y'all, I swear that I did not bite Miss McCain, but if I had bitten the arrogant, overweight [Expletive Deleted By Editor] it would not have been on her right GOP breast, it would have been on her left breast."
(In Closing – Fox News host Sean “The Hairdo” Hannity is denying rumors that he and Tucker “Freaky Eyes” Carlson were seen at a local Manhattan Scandinavian Restaurant passionately playing with each other’s ears).