A senior police office has been arrested today in a counter-terrorism operation aimed at exposing an Al-Qaeda mole in senior office, sources within the Metropolitan Police have confirmed. Reports are sketchy, but it is believed that armed police f...
There are reports today that Merseyside Police is to receive therapy after yesterday's anti-terror raids throughout Liverpool. 12 people were arrested in the operations across the area last night, including several at Liverpool John Moores Univers...
Following the tragic death of Ian Tomlinson during the G20 protests last week, and the alleged actions of a police offer which may have contributed to his death, the Justice Ministry has announced new laws to ensure that similar events do not recur.
The Independent Police Complaints Commission are to hold an independent inquiry into the independent actions of an independent police officer which may have been linked to the tragic death of Ian Tomlinson. Mister Tomlinson died in the street on A...
New Delhi (AP). This is the first time that India has been ranked first in something it was looking forward to. Indian Police have make India proud by becoming the first Police Agency in the world to do something which other Agency has only dream of.
The Police have been attacked in the protests around London surrounding the G20 summit. A spokesperson for the English three-piece rock band said 'Sting was pretty unhappy, he said it gave him flash backs from scenes from Quadrophenia, days he would...
The G20 meeting in London starts today, April 2nd, when the worlds biggest crooks will be gathered together in the same place. This opportunity has been seized upon energetically by the London Police who are spending over seven million pounds to e...
Police used alcohol spray and arrested a man in the House of Commons, after a CS gas-fuelled fight broke out between two men. Conservative Party chairman Sir Egg Pickled had been lightheartedly lecturing around 40 guests in the Shadow cabinet room...
It was reported today that Norfolk Police made a grim discovery in a field near Stalham. A human arse semi buried on the edge of a newly planted potato field next to the A149. DC Dick Bone investigating the whereabouts of the owner of the arse...
Metropolitan Police Chief Brian Panzer gave me a special interview today about his plans for Policing the G20 summit in London next week. "The bankers are wasting their time dressing down on the big day," grinned the burly Met Commander. "The global anarchists have changed tactics according to MI5," he winked, all knowingly. "They've come up with a brilliant idea in a bid to counter this...
A Policeman has been sacked for being a liberal and for not expressing racist views. The Metropolitan police moved quickly to reassert its policy of arresting black people and supporting Neo Nazis. The officer in question was seen to have helped a...
A police constable whose named appeared in a leaked list of tolerant left-wingers, has been sacked by the Nazi Party (NP). PC Steve Norahbatty was on a list of 21 million easy-going British people, who tend to dislike the police and like to live a...
Following an announcement that summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the street, Met Police Chief Arnold Grumble warned potential street dancers: "It does matter what you wear. We will not tolerate shoddy, ill fitting clothing. Just a...
Bexleyheath Blinking Council today shut down a brothel in the borough with the full support of Trading Standards officers in a dramatic raid involving armed police officers and some dogs which ran around a lot, barking unnecessarily, and sniffing thi...
Congress has passed a bill which will standardize the siren tones used by emergency services across the county for the first time. Rather than use the common Whoop and Wail style siren, a two-tone siren similar to the old sirens used in the UK and p...
Problems in the capital this morning, as Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole, the husband of the Britain's Got Talent judge, Cheryl Cole, was arrested by police and charged with being Ashley Cole. Police raided west London's Collection Bar &a...
Police have been called in following an appalling smash and grab raid at Craven Cottage tonight. It is believed that the notorious Tiger gang are responsible for slipping in and stealing three points whilst the residents dozed nearby. OAP caretake...
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