New technology developed by Indian Police

Funny story written by Lostinrandomworld

Saturday, 4 April 2009

New Delhi (AP). This is the first time that India has been ranked first in something it was looking forward to. Indian Police have make India proud by becoming the first Police Agency in the world to do something which other Agency has only dream of.

Indian Police have developed a new technology where they can lock-up a people before he/she can commit a crime. Taking a cue from the famous Hollywood movie, Minority Report, the police have developed a technology similar to the one shown in the movies.

In this case, the new technology is that people have to do some public display of personal life etc. In a patent technology, they booked a famous actor for asking his wife to unbutton him on the ramp. Since then, he has been kept in prison for life imprisonment citing that if he is released from prison, he is going to do the same and will harm the society.

They have also developed a new technology which is already patented, where they themselves submit to a new height of achievements.

A case study of this technology is just a simple generalization of this technology. However, I have been told not to reveal the secret of this technology.

Under this technology, if there is growing pressure from the public to nab the criminals or the mafia, they will simply get hold of poor people and shoot them in encounter to show the public that they have achieved the result in no time.

I have been reprimanded not to cite any evidence for this case.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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