Ashley Cole Arrested For Being Ashley Cole

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 5 March 2009

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A man who looks a bit like Ashley Cole

Problems in the capital this morning, as Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole, the husband of the Britain's Got Talent judge, Cheryl Cole, was arrested by police and charged with being Ashley Cole.

Police raided west London's Collection Bar & Restaurant and confirmed that a man had been held on suspicion of being Ashley Cole. They said the 28-year-old man was held in Brompton Road, South Kensington, at about 0215 GMT.

Cole was taken to a police station and given an £80 fixed penalty notice, and released at about 0530 GMT on Thursday.

No further action will be taken.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said:

"The man was clearly Ashley Cole, no question about it. We can't be having that. The members of the public don't want this sort of thing on their doorstep, or on anyone else's doorstep for that matter. We issued him with a fine, and hope that will be the end of it."

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