A police constable whose named appeared in a leaked list of tolerant left-wingers, has been sacked by the Nazi Party (NP).
PC Steve Norahbatty was on a list of 21 million easy-going British people, who tend to dislike the police and like to live and let live, and don't care what political party anyone joins.
Merseyside National Socialist Workers Party, led by local gauleiter Herman Constable, investigated the allegation, and concluded Norahbatty had 'knowingly let some people off breaches of the peace at football matches, and didn't stick his nose into everyone's affairs except his own.' Mr Norahbatty denied being nice to anyone, and insisted he was bullied at school and had an unhealthy interest in dressing up in uniforms.
Police officers are banned from being nice to anyone at any time, and Norahbatty, who was once driver for NP chief Rudolph Hesstable, insisted he'd arrested a woman for drinking the same amount as he did off duty, and reporting three children to social workers for using big, bad, racist insults to a passing cat, but the NP have shown great determination in recent years to rid the organisation of any undesirable decent people.
NP spokeswoman Mrs Schmitt, 109, said: 'We can not tolerate any Nazi doing good, and actually helping people. Their first duty is to keep their arrest rates high, by framing anyone they don't like the look of, and for crimes they're too stupid to solve. And of course locking dying people that are being crushed to death in football stadiums must be done if ordered, as is attacking peaceful demonstrators at any protest marches that may happen.'
The Merseyside Nazi Party have a long tradition of beating up visiting Manchester football fans, and helping themselves to people's money, and anything that isn't nailed down to the floor when they raid houses, so it is hoped that any officer that might be hard-working and honest, and might lower the amount of crime going on around Liverpool, will be discovered and given the sack.
Mrs Schmitt added: 'The Nazis have turned law and crime on their heads in Merseyside - they are the intolerant criminals and thieves, while harmless people with basically harmless political views they don't agree with are victimised.'
Rudolph Hesstable was seen polishing his framed photo of Eva Braun in his office.
