Written by dgwest7

Thursday, 2 April 2009

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London police succesfully incarcerate G20 deegates

The G20 meeting in London starts today, April 2nd, when the worlds biggest crooks will be gathered together in the same place.

This opportunity has been seized upon energetically by the London Police who are spending over seven million pounds to ensure that the G20 representatives are kept separate from the thirty thousand people who represent the true views of the world, and have gathered to witness the spectacle.

The money is being well spent, as it has never before been possible to collect so many crooks together in one place, so the police effort in keeping these people inside the designated area is unanimously approved. The supporters are especially appreciative that the docklands railway, and local London tube stations have been closed, so that there is no way that the crooks can escape. The G20 designated area has been declared an open prison, where the delegates are free to roam around as they wish, but they are considered too dangerous to be allowed outside in public. The thirty thousand demonstrators are there to support the police efforts, and it is expected that the crooks will be kept out of circulation for at least five years, which is long enough for other people with an IQ above room temperature to resolve the financial problems of the world's poor, and to close down all activities that pollute our home planet, or endanger the health and well-being human life, and the life of the planets fauna and flora.

Each demonstrator is carrying a parcel marked "Suspect Package", which is being deposited in litter bins all over London. This action is expected to be used as ammunition for all the policemen and policewomen involved to be paid double time for the five years duration of the incarceration.

With the world's greatest imbeciles all incarcerated out of harms way, then the general public are free to evolve into higher levels of consciousness, and to make life happier and more satisfying as a result of the reduced manipulation, propaganda and mind control.

The police have been provided with 50000 volt tasers which are to be used on any G20 delegate who wanders towards the public. It has been estimated that a few seconds shock from these wonderfully mind-enhancing wands will waken up the delegates into realising that war games are not popular, and that their edicts and attempts to create a New World Order, as mandated by the Bilderberg and other power-broking groups, will be thwarted.

Now that the assassination squads who had been disposing of free energy inventors and advocates are no longer receiving names of new targets, then these earth-loving activists are free to continue with their work, which is expected to provide free energy to the world by 5 o'clock this afternoon, and result in completely new monetary systems based on one new currency for each small community of 500 citizens, with each community having total control over its own finances and destiny, without interference from those with a power problem.

The thirty thousand police supporters had a whip-round about two hours ago, and provided sufficient money to pay the police force for the next five years, guaranteeing the continued incarceration of the crooks and imbeciles, and the freedom of the normal people.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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