Written by Dungeekin

Thursday, 9 April 2009

There are reports today that Merseyside Police is to receive therapy after yesterday's anti-terror raids throughout Liverpool.

12 people were arrested in the operations across the area last night, including several at Liverpool John Moores University. Properties are still being searched for evidence.

The force has checked itself into the renowned Tantra Clinic in Cheshire, after the inappropriate actions of an overzealous senior officer caused the raids to be carried out much earlier than planned.

Sources within Merseyside Police refused to comment, but a spokesman for Tantra Hall confirmed that Merseyside Police was receiving counselling and treatment for a bad case of 'Premature Incarceration'.

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