Crack Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and top CIA officials are still trying to sort out how they were scammed out of millions by an impostor who claimed he was a top Taliban Leader willing to negotiate an Afghan Peace Treaty. A man identifyin...
WASHINGTON - "Why do I need a billion-dollar stealth fighter when I can just shove these chopsticks into your eye sockets," Hillary Clinton told this reporter over lunch at her favorite K Street sushi bar. "I like this place. The food is always fre...
With the US Federal Reserve running 24/7 printing money amidst dire warnings that the special ink and paper were about to 'run out', Secretary of State Hilary Clinton announced the crisis was solved due to a unprecedented "favourable trade" deal with...
Washington--After two years of saying Hillary Clinton would take away your guns, the NRA is changing their campaign to say Obama will take away your guns. "I really need to apologize to all the people that joined the NRA because they believed tha...
WASHINGTON: Phew! It was pretty scary for a while there. For 45 minutes last weekend the US was Clueless in the Capital. Turns out the world's greatest superpower had lost communication with nearly 50 intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles.
Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin called Hillary Clinton a "dike" today. When asked why he called Hillary a "dike" and not a "dyke" Putin responded: "Hillary looks like she is just holding back water. Hell, just look at that scrunchy wrink...
Once again the United States Supreme Court has handed down it's latest ruling on what is the definition of pornography. The court had waited until their latest supreme came aboard in Judge Kagan. According to the latest ruling: Pornography is '...
The big news out of Washington this morning is that there is much speculation about a Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton ticket for 2012, leaving Joe Biden to sputter as usual. "Many think that Joe Biden's mouth has hurt the President on a dozen occasi...
Best known for her forgiving role in that great epic "Bill and that girl who sucked me but didn't have sex with me", Hilary Clinton, has now switched from being a wounded ex-sucker and become a global fireman! Hilary is fighting global cooking smo...
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
Finally, the Clintons and most Republicans can agree on something-if you've got money, spend it like there's no tomorrow. Case in point, Chelsea Clinton's wedding. There seems to have been no holding back when it came to giving the very best wedd...
Over a thousand physicists reported in Paris that they haven't found the God particle, but they know where it isn't. Where it isn't? Sounds like the British Petroleum team. The God particle is the boom that caused the big bang. How is the boom tha...
What does a young lady need to hear before her wedding night? According to a Source (Worker for the caterers), who overheard the two talking in a low voice while the Source was inside the catering truck, there is quite a bit. "Remember, Chelsea, d...
In a late breaking story in the American Medical Journal, Chelsea Clinton admits to how she broke her Hymen and what she did about it prior to her arranged marriage in Rheinbeck, NY taking place this weekend! According to the attending physician D...
I think that there was a Freudian slip on my invitation to the Chelsea Clinton wedding. Instead of the word "bride," my announcement used the word "bridle." They used to say that "every" bride looks beautiful on her wedding day. After Chelsea Clinton's wedding, that will probably change to "most" brides. Yep, Chelsea Clinton's getting married and Bill and Hillary will someday be grandparents...
CHAPPAQUA, New York - Well it seems like President Bill and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's little girl Chelsea will not be getting married on July 31, after all. The elaborate $1 million wedding which was to have taken place on a 50 acre est...
According to the news this morning, Chelsia Clinton is in full meltdown mode after severe panic attacks - that her new hubby will be a cheat! Chelsea told her parents that she has not been sleeping well before her upcoming wedding because, accord...
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