Hillary Gives Chelsea Advice About Wedding Night

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Saturday, 31 July 2010

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What does a young lady need to hear before her wedding night? According to a Source (Worker for the caterers), who overheard the two talking in a low voice while the Source was inside the catering truck, there is quite a bit.

"Remember, Chelsea, don't let him keep fooling around. Just lie there stiff and be sure to take those tranquilizers I gave you. It won't last but a few minutes the first time."

"The first time?"

"Yeah, the second time takes longer but you'll have time for another pill before he gets ready. Now the third time..."

"THE THIRD TIME!"

"Yeah, it may take a long time but remember the pills have relaxed you to the point you won't know much. Now the fourth time...."

"I'm calling it off."

"Too late now. Now listen closely so you can call him off. FAKE IT that you're asleep."

"Is that the way it was for you?"

"Worse, he was still at it when I woke up at ten the next morning."

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