Hillary Clinton To Replace Joe Biden On Obama Ticket In 2012?

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Saturday, 9 October 2010

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The big news out of Washington this morning is that there is much speculation about a Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton ticket for 2012, leaving Joe Biden to sputter as usual.

"Many think that Joe Biden's mouth has hurt the President on a dozen occasions", stated one Washington Insider. "Adding Hillary to the ticket would pick up the female vote as well as the minorities just enough to get Obama re-elected."

However, in the Washington Post, it quoted Hillary as saying that there is no way she would run as a VP candidate, with anyone.

When asked if she would run for President in 2012, she remained silent and waved as she turned away.

Most think that Obama will lose if he runs for a second term, if the Republicans can come up with a likable candidate.

Meanwhile Joe Biden was yelling "You're lying!" every time he overheard the rumor, much like another Joe's yelling during an Obama speech a couple years ago.

"He can't do that to me", stated Biden. "Why, who else would kiss...never mind. But who else would ....well, whatever..who else would bend over...uh...You're Lying!"

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