Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

image for Hilary Clinton attempts to stop global cooking smoke?
Is it or is it not? Mother Mary or Hilary shooting her "smoking" guns!

Best known for her forgiving role in that great epic "Bill and that girl who sucked me but didn't have sex with me", Hilary Clinton, has now switched from being a wounded ex-sucker and become a global fireman!

Hilary is fighting global cooking smoke, no, no, not the type that comes from her 5* restaurants that she frequents (without Bill).

Or from all of those vehicle fumes, BP oil disasters, Chinese booming factories, barbecue smoke at Chelsea's multi-million buck wedding bonanza, etc, etc.

She wants all of the poor people who have hardly anything to eat anyway to stop cooking because it is detremental to the global environment, they should eat their insects and filthy water soup cold!

Ever since Hilary has become a roving ambassador of the "Black Messiah" she has become the modern day Virgin Mary (she never had sex with Bill and Chelsea is the daughter of?) and continues to prove to the world that she's not such a daft Bimbo after all, or?

Well she can always write her memoirs and do some home-smoky-cooking when she's put out to graze, hopefully soon (but not the memoirs, they suck!).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Hillary Clinton




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