Finally, the Clintons and most Republicans can agree on something-if you've got money, spend it like there's no tomorrow. Case in point, Chelsea Clinton's wedding. There seems to have been no holding back when it came to giving the very best wedding they could for their daughter, right down to the porcelain toilets in the Johnny-on-the-Spots. Champagne flowed from every available spigot, including the garden hose, from what we've been able to determine.
A spokesperson for the GOP (not Michael Steele this time, he's been duct taped) commented that for once the liberal Dems have it right. "With this wedding," said Hiram Enfirem "the Clintons are proving to America that (1) there is no dearth of money for them that has; and (2) news of folks out of work, losing their homes, having to eat cat food and dying for lack of sufficient health care won't stop them from spending extravagantly on themselves and their daughter."
This one unselfish act by the Clintons has put to rest the fears of the uber riche in this country that they had to hide their lavish spending habits. It is believed that luxury spending will now see new levels with orders already being placed on private planes and yachts, not to mention new mansions being built in some of the wealthiest neighborhoods of the nation; one of which will most likely be for the new bride and groom.
Happy days are here again. You can see it in the smiling faces of the rich.
