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Monday, 26 July 2010

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According to the news this morning, Chelsia Clinton is in full meltdown mode after severe panic attacks - that her new hubby will be a cheat!

Chelsea told her parents that she has not been sleeping well before her upcoming wedding because, according to The Hollywood Pipeline, she is afraid that her fiancee, Marc Mezvinsky will be untrue to her and start running around.

Also, she told a Source and didn't want it to get out, but she said her fiancee has a whopper and if she can't sleep now, "How will I sleep with that big snake lying there all night getting ready to strike?"

Chelsea is now going through counseling and has been for a month.

"My knees gave way when we practice the wedding march."

Secretary of State and mother Hillary Clinton has came home from trips abroad twice to talk with her daughter, reassuring her, "If a baby can come out of there, don't you think the big thing can go it?"

"Yes, but it's pretty close on the length part."

"Chelsea never really wanted a royal-style wedding with hundreds of guests. Now, she's scared to death she's going to freak out," said the source.

Has Dad helped any at all Chelsea was asked. She just shook her head.

Meanwhile during congratulations given to Chelsea's father, former President Bill Clinton, he stated that he has no idea where his daughter got this "Husband will run around on her business!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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