Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods: 15. No mulligans when you miss the hole on your first try....you're shooting two, whether you like it or not.... 14. No mechanical enhancements allowed....got to shoot with the club God gave you... 13. Always mark your balls when playing in foursome...avoid confusion around the hole... 12. I was just lining up my shot. How dare you accuse me...
When Tiger Woods was brought to the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., his condition was more serious than previously reported. "He was hyperventilating and having some kind of seizure or something", stated one doctor who asked not to be iden...
In a new twist to the Tiger Woods saga, Elin Nordegren has confessed to cheating on Tiger -- with one of his mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," said a teary Nordegren. "...
ORLANDO - Elin Woods has had enough. She packed her things and has left with her two small children. She told an unnamed neighbor that she cannot stand to hear any more talk about her husband's bitches. Elin said that Tiger has promised her the mo...
Porn star Holly Sampson, the latest in a long line of alleged Tiger Woods 'conquests' was today revealed as the leading lady in a host of adult movies. The 36 year old porn star, who featured in movies such as, 'Bound For Trouble' and 'Descent Int...
Are the rescue teams back again at the Tiger Woods estate after the release of the earlier patient who at one time was on life support? Rescue teams rushed to the Windmere compound owned by Tiger Woods after midnight last night after a 911 call wa...
London - (Putters): She's blonde, leggy, beautiful, an accomnplished golfer and a former supple-bodied international rhythmic gymnastics champion. But as the fur continued to fly this week anchor Gabby Logan, 34, vehemently denied any sordid lin...
Orlando, Fla - (Fore! Play): "Man, he's hot - a real handfull!" Of Human Bondage sports reality TV star Holly Sampson said today. "Kinda makes me empathise with Monica Lewinsky, minus the cigar bit, of course!" The stunning leggy blonde's sta...
Screen legends and one-time Hollywood goddesses Elizabeth Taylor, 77, and Sophia Loren, 75, have come forward today claiming they too have also enjoyed steamy flings with Tiger Woods, 33. This breaking news follows sensational and explosive revela...
Palm Beach, Fla - (Hawkeye): "Ju-ju hex on Tiger's manhood?" top US women's tennis pro Venus Williams raged today. "Ya kiddin? "Like his dork's got some kinda life all its own when Elin ain't lookin? "Gimme a break, the guy's a walking ere...
ORLANDO, Florida - The most famous golfer in the history of golf has just told his manager Upton Courtquist that he wants for him to look into purchasing a home in Iceland. Tiger Woods reportedly told Courtquist that he has a feeling that this is...
In order to reclaim his squeaky clean image, and preserve his considerable fortune, advisors have told Tiger Woods to go on the Oprah show, with wife Elin, and make a full confession, with real tears, and profuse apologies. It's a risky strategy,...
Tiger Woods has made an initial plea in his sex scandal case. His representatives from the lesbian lawyers guild entered a plea of temporary insanity to all 6,941 known cases of marital infidelity to date. Stating "impossibility of performance" his...
New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today. Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling...
Tiger Woods Kitchen, Orange County, Florida: In this exclusive interview with Elin Nordegren, Spoofy Doofy was able to gain access to the Tiger Woods household and interview his wife Elin Nordegren. Having been to some war zones around the world...
ORLANDO, Florida - Word out of "Tiger Land" is that the latest of a long line of long-legged, luscious, ladies is an employee of Patty Cakes Pancake Palace in Orlando. Mindy Lawton said that she first met Tiger when he and his wife went in one Sun...
NEW YORK CITY - One of the "Woodwork" girls, Rachel Uchitel has reportedly conveyed to Tiger Woods that if his wife Elin divorces him she would be willing to marry him. Uchitel, who use to manage Manhattan's Tit 4 Tat Topless Lounge, said that she...
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