Orlando, Fla - (Fore! Play): "Man, he's hot - a real handfull!" Of Human Bondage sports reality TV star Holly Sampson said today.
"Kinda makes me empathise with Monica Lewinsky, minus the cigar bit, of course!"
The stunning leggy blonde's statement to reporters follows Golf Digest's January edition featuring Tiger Woods and 'putting protege' Barack Obama.
Bunker analysts immediately dubbed it the 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' issue and nominated it for a UN Academy of Science Friction, Fantasy & Horror award.
The magazine's cover portrays iconic themes of 'talented or dangerous people hidden from view'.
It is said to have gone down like a lead balloon in the White House.
Meanwhile back in her Bel Air condo the Diary Of A Porny Housewife star remains unrepentant about her well publicised fling with Woods.
"Tiger's just a pussycat at heart," Holly sighed.
"it's thast wife of his that's gonna need declawing, ouch!"
