Tiger Woods Plans To Move To Iceland Where It's Not So Gosh Darn Cold!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 December 2009

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A $2.8 million mansion in Iceland that Tiger Woods is thinking of purchasing.

ORLANDO, Florida - The most famous golfer in the history of golf has just told his manager Upton Courtquist that he wants for him to look into purchasing a home in Iceland.

Tiger Woods reportedly told Courtquist that he has a feeling that this is going to be one very, very cold winter.

Tiger says that he loves living in Florida, but lately it seems like the heat has gotten somewhat unbearable.

A reliable insider says that Tiger's "Scorecard" is currently at number seven and will go even higher. One expert on scandalous affairs, Nick Firebrick, stated that judging by what he has seen or heard just so far, he truly feels that the number could end up climbing all the way to 100.

Meanwhile, some of the nation's more vocal black leaders like Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Rev. DonYell "The Bling Bro" Weathercell have all remained surprisingly quiet.

In other news. Herzegovina's planned invasion of Pakistan that was set to have taken place on Dec. 13, 2009, has now been postponed indefinitely due to the country's bullet shortage.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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