Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

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Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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Shocking revelations

Screen legends and one-time Hollywood goddesses Elizabeth Taylor, 77, and Sophia Loren, 75, have come forward today claiming they too have also enjoyed steamy flings with Tiger Woods, 33.

This breaking news follows sensational and explosive revelations about the sports man's alleged adultery after a 2.30 am bizarre accident outside his home.

The latest Ms. Taylor and Ms. Loren's revelations are the 999th and 1,000 women respectively, to have come forward claiming sexual relations with the world's highest paid athlete during his five-year marriage.

Just last week ZZZ.web confirmed Marilyn Monroe also had a tryst with Mr. Woods. Although Ms. Monroe is not alive and due to the fact that Tiger Woods was not even born during the era of the Screen bombshell.

ZZZ.web could not elaborate the details of the affair, however the number one gossip website claims to have indisputable proof of the Monroe/Woods affair and will be published as soon as Tiger decides to ram his SUV in the Woods, into a hedge, a fire hydrant, a tree, a golf club or whichever comes first.

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