Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling

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Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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Blonde bombshell Logan still a looker at 34

London - (Putters): She's blonde, leggy, beautiful, an accomnplished golfer and a former supple-bodied international rhythmic gymnastics champion.

But as the fur continued to fly this week anchor Gabby Logan, 34, vehemently denied any sordid link to Tiger Woods' extramarital flings.

Today UK media sources admitted the ultimate Tiger hunt trophy would be proof of Woods' supposedly legendary fling with a sports presenter.

"Bollocks to that," a well-placed Gabby fan said today, "she wouldn't touch Tiger with a proverbial bargepole.

"Gabby a very happy bunny in her marriage to former Scotland international rugby player Kenny Logan.

"Sure she's met Woods plenty of times since his first UK Open championship foray in 1995. So what?"

Woods first won the UK competition in 2000, triumphing subsequently again in 2005 and 2006.

Ex news anchor Moira Stuart, 60, is a former convent girl of Bajan/Dominican extraction.

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