Update: Physician Says Tiger Woods Condition More Serious Than Previously Thought

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Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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When Tiger Woods was brought to the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., his condition was more serious than previously reported.

"He was hyperventilating and having some kind of seizure or something", stated one doctor who asked not to be identified.

According to the person with knowledge of Woods' hospital admission, the star golfer had to be admitted directly to the hospital's intensive care unit, where he was immediately intubated and his breathing stabilized.

"You don't expect someone in Tiger's position and health to be in that shape and it would have taken more than as auto accident unless it was a major one, which it wasn't."

Then the medic stated that he's been hearing that one blond woman after another has been coming forth saying they have been having a relationship with the golf star.

"So no wonder. With all that going on, he probably didn't even need a car wreck to have breathing problems. In fact, maybe this will slow him down and save his life."

One more thing the doctor says that he now understands.

"He kept saying it was in the hole! I thought he was referring to golf."

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