Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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The Golf Man Cometh - By The Bucketload. Allegedly.

Porn star Holly Sampson, the latest in a long line of alleged Tiger Woods 'conquests' was today revealed as the leading lady in a host of adult movies.

The 36 year old porn star, who featured in movies such as, 'Bound For Trouble' and 'Descent Into Bondage' under the alias 'Nicolette Foster' announced that she'd bedded golf club swinger Tiger on an internet radio station.

But before Elin comes out swinging again, it must be noted that the alleged affair took place before the golfing billionaire got married.

So that's all right then. No problem.

The press pack have been lurking around porn stars Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, and Ron Jeremy's houses trawling desperately for further explosive revelations.

Thus far none have been forthcoming.

But there's always tomorrow.

More as we get it.

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