Lisbon (or otherwise): Nearly a day after the steamy lip lock that Cristiano Ronaldo shared with Indian actress Bipasha Basu at a local pub in Lisbon, Ronaldo seems all charged up and ready to speak...
The Carlos Tevez saga continues to fill the back pages of the UK papers, although to be honest there's not much else happening in sport at the moment, but the latest twist stunned assembled reporters, including yours truly for The Spoof.
lesbian:After the declaration of the 7th wonder of the world, Manbreaster poop-nited star Christiano Ronaldo made us wonder an 8th time, is he straight?...
Is that a typo on the title? Not since Denis Law donned the famous Sky Blue shirt has there been so much excited anticipation. Rumours from the Terry Christian Man City benevolent Fund headquarters abound that Sven has just pulled off a big name fore...
Football manager Arsène Wenger has today signed for Newcastle in a deal said to be worth over £300m. The Magpies had been hoping to entice a top manager from either Arsenal or Manchester United in the hope of reviving their flagging fortunes, after c...
Manchester United have failed to entice Argentine striker Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford due to "irreconcilable differences", it has been announced on the club's website.
Leeds United, relegated from the Championship to League One at the end of last season, may start the new season after all, thanks to a quick-thinking grandma with an eye for a bargain. The Whites, once-mighty giants of European football, looked do...
Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered. The Spaniard has recently added fellow countryman Fernando Torres to his squad, and along with Peter Crouch, Dirk Kite,...
The government has been rocked by a sensational spy scandal, with former MI5, MI6 and Rotherham United goalkeeper Marilyn 29 being named as the 'mole' at the centre.
Salt Lake Stadium (Kolkata): After arse-null's Theory Entree, another player of great caliber, Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima of Brazil, or simply "the other Ronaldo", ha...
The takeover bid for Manchester City by former Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra is completely above board, says the man who brokered the £81.6million deal.
David Beckham is not going to L.A galaxy! In an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com, Becks' agent told us he will instead be going to Bolton Wanderers FC, that the contract has been signed and every thing is in place.
Queens Park Rangers have been commended by the Football Association after exercising "considerable restraint" after enduring extreme intimidation during their 'friendly' match against the China Olympic team on 7th February this year. The game, at...
West Ham United, saved from relegation from the Premier League by a last-minute fit of panic by Sheffield United in May, will be demoted by an incredible TWO LEAGUES when the panel looking into The B...
Reports from Sunderland FC claims that Portuguese midfielder, Deco, could be playing in a red and white shirt next season.
The young England team booked their place in the semi-finals of the European Under-21 Championship last night with goals from Reading's Leroy Lita and Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire in a 2-0 w...
Manchester United ace, Cristiano Ronaldo has suffered a slight injury, which may set back his start to the new premiership season. The skilful winger known for his trademark step-over trick got himself into a tangle at training with his international...
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