Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

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Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

Salt Lake Stadium (Kolkata): After arse-null's Theory Entree, another player of great caliber, Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima of Brazil, or simply "the other Ronaldo", has been sold off by his club at a throw-away price.

This surprising move of Ronaldo's transfer is a result of talks between the Indian and Brazilian governments, and they have declared this move as a "mutually beneficial" one.

The talks between the two broke nations began in may last year when the Indian football team was disqualified fromqualifying for the qualifying rounds of the FIFA world cup qualifiers. It is rumored that Prime Ministress Woman-Mohan Singh begged Luiz Inactivo Lula da Silva to help the Indian team(rank 162nd) to get a rank higher than the Pakistani team(151st) without having to provide the players with any facilities.

Since Indian players couldn't train without a proper ground or proper footballs, some Brazilian players were sent to India to represent it's national team. Currently, each player gets 50 cents for winning a match and 10 cents for losing. This salary is expected to increase a million times more...by the next century, that is.

As a further incentive, Luiz Ináctivo Lula da Silva gave away Ronaldo to the "needy" and "pitiable" team for a term of 5 years by which time Ronaldo will play along with other "bald oldies" of his Brazilian side.

It is still unknown as to why the Brazilian president gave up a player with such a shining bright future(and head), but rumours are that Woman-Mohan Singh has traded off India's sole beauty, Aishwariya Rai, for the footballer.

Many people too believe that this rumor is true as they can't think of anything else that Indian politicians could sell after they sold away India's pride to the US. Ronaldo was unavailable for comments, he was busy pulling his hair out.

Signing off,
Kick-butt Morons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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