Written by joe king

Thursday, 21 June 2007

Reports from Sunderland FC claims that Portuguese midfielder, Deco, could be playing in a red and white shirt next season.

According to Deco's agent: 'There has been talks, nothing is secure yet but I am a good friend of Roy Keane and I will try my best to get Deco in to the premiership'

Deco added, 'Barcelona are a big club, but playing in the premiership is a more exciting offer to me.'

There have been reports of a transfer up to 20 million.

It looks like things are definitely on the up for Sunderland...yet on the down for Deco.

Nothing is on paper yet so we will keep you posted.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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