Written by joe king

Saturday, 23 June 2007

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Bolton here I come!

David Beckham is not going to L.A galaxy! In an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com, Becks' agent told us he will instead be going to Bolton Wanderers FC, that the contract has been signed and every thing is in place.

Bolton chairman told us 'this is a big day for Bolton. Everyone is happy and we can't wait for the new season to start'.

We talked to David Beckham, who said 'Going to L.A was the wrong choice for me, going to Bolton is a good offer and the right choice. I have had a amazing season with Madrid and I would like to take my success to Bolton'

The deal was around 2 million, one of the lowest transfer offers by a premier league club, ever.

David's WAG bint, Victoria, is said to be livid.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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