Cosmos - (Satanic Mess): Thursday's magnificent Sun/Pluto trine and Mercury/Venus conjunction is the perfect smokescreen to foil the monstrous self confidence of Hellfire Club mobsters like UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown. That is the celestial pre...
London - (Ass Mess): An ancient prophecy by 9th century Bishop of Winchester St Swithin is sending shockwaves among Hellfire Club grandees ahead of expected dire events on July 15th, St Swithin's Day.
Rome - (Satanic Mess): Renowned sixteenth century Renaissance painter Micheldiabolo hid a secret code in the Pisstine Chapel murals predicting the rise of Hitler's Pope Pius XII according to a new book.
London - (Premonitions Mess): Hellfire Club members have barricaded themselves behind Joseph Fritzl-style subterranean bunkers today amid fears that the June 19 Avenging Angel will strike before midnight.
New York - (AssoCIAted Mess): Time Magazine has published its annual list of the top 100 most successful Hellfire Club crooks of 2008.
London - (Cosmic Mess): Pluto's stationary motion in the heavens on April 1st will be the ultimate cosmic last laugh that wreaks havoc on the undead in No 10 Drowning Street.
London - (Apocalyptic Mess): Star gazer consultants to the Royal & Ancient Hellfire Club of Albion are warning that the message of the skies this weekend spells doom for Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's puppet government.
Whitehole, London - (Disaster Mess): A massive governmental security breach has been blamed for the theft of over 25 million child benefit claimants' details from HM Revenue & Customs.
London - (Armistice Mess): As the messenger planet Mercury begins its annual transit of Scorpio, Blackshirt grandees of the Ancient Fascist Order of the Hellfire Club are smugly confident of thwarting a rumored massive Remembrance Sunday sting that...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Two buildings which once housed Margaret Thatcher's notorious Tory Party headquarters are set to become the new Hellfire Club super embassy in London, according to sources.
River Thames, London - (ArmageddinOuttaHere Mess): The Royal and Ancient Hellfire Club of Great Britain has been thrust into turmoil today as the Egyptian death god Anubis appeared on a sailing barge up the River Thames just outside Traitor's Gat...
Anthrax Castle, Balmoral - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): At eighteen degrees Virgo, Tuesday 9/11 2007, the second solar eclipse of the year cuts no ice in the humbug natal chart of the Puppet Monarch who ordered the framing of her creditors six years ago vi...
London - (Ass Mess): A thirty year cycle has come full circle this weekend since the zodiac's taskmaster planet, Saturn, transited Virgo and mobster cabals working for ex-CIA CEO George Herbert Bush tried to stage a military coup d'etat in Lo...
London - (Ass Mess): UK Hellfire Club members are fleeing the capital in droves this weekend amid persistent reports that anti-terror cops are poised to finally round them up along with their Russian spook masters on St Swithun's Day.
London - (Ass Mess): Members of the Ancient Order of the Hellfire Club have been tipped the wink by insider sources to expect a St George's Day massacre of their members tomorrow as UK cops, spooks and prosecutors unite to purge the seat of gover...
Drowing Street - (Rotters): Tory Party grandee members of the UK Hellfire Club are poised for a mass run on the City this week amid credible leaks that law enforcement officers are about to arrest the UK Prime Mobster and his wife for hiring the 7 Ju...
Buckingham Palace - (Assinine Press): The Hellfire Club's fiction factory unveiled its latest offering today in the shape of new gold and silver £5 coins purporting to celebrate the 60th wedding anniversary of the actors still impersonating the H...
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