Friday's Sun in Virgo spells oblivion for Hellfire Club deception

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Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Happy Days! Sun in Virgo brings magnificence

Cosmos - (Satanic Mess): Thursday's magnificent Sun/Pluto trine and Mercury/Venus conjunction is the perfect smokescreen to foil the monstrous self confidence of Hellfire Club mobsters like UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown.

That is the celestial prediction ahead of Friday's stunning solar ingress into the sign of Virgo according to a World Council of Soothsayers meeting in London today.

"We expect this year's Virgo solar ingress to start with Brown being dragged off his Bejing Games-bound plane kicking and screaming - straight to Traitor's Gate this Friday!" a symposium source said today.

"The starry pattern now unfolding sets the scene for apocalyptic destruction of patriarchy's deadliest bastards," the source added.

"Papists call it the Queen of Heaven Day - a direct rip off from ancient Egypt's cfeast of the Return of Isis."

Aintgottaprayer.con goes 6/5FAV for 'something bloody awful' happening to the Puppet Monarchy.

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