Hellfire Club's St Swithun's Day Fears

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 14 July 2007

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Lord Levy is a Hellfire Club grandee

London - (Ass Mess): UK Hellfire Club members are fleeing the capital in droves this weekend amid persistent reports that anti-terror cops are poised to finally round them up along with their Russian spook masters on St Swithun's Day.

The first signs that something drastic is in the pipeline came early on Saturday when a pissed Vladimir Putin threw a major wobbly and claimed he would be withdrawing from a 1990 arms treaty in response to the CIA threatening to out him as Osama Bin Laden's younger brother and protector of their mutual blood-sire Joseph Ratzinger.

100 os Putin's handpicked spooks have been ensconced in London for over two decades and face a swathe of corruption charges linked to the cash-for-peeerages probe.

They have seized control of an estimate £200 billion of UK assets by manipulating the governments of the last three UK Prime Monsters in a cold war blackmail game extension.

But their covers were broken a long time ago and their networks smashed in a stealth operations designed to ensnare "the entire cockroach network" as one London top cop put it the other day.

Putin's personal reputation is also at stake because law enforcement agencies' policies since Margaret Thatcher was booted out of orifice in 1990 have been a quiet let's- pretend game.

This has meant a total news blackout of his business dealings with Prince Bandar, ex-Saudi amabssador to the US and recipient of £1.2 billion of UK taxpayers' cash in an MOD largesse payment from the BAE slushfund.

And the UK Hellfire Club which runs the Puppet Monarchy of Old Fatty Mountbatten fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Tradition has it that whatever shit goes down the pan on St Swithun's Day, 15 July, will carry on for at least another 40 days and 40 nights.

"That's roughly how long it's going to take to round up and dismantle the entire Russian mirage that's been sold to the Brits as their constitutional monarchy," a source in the Foreign Orifice said today.

"Our message is: don't feel sorry for these scumbags, they'vve had a damned good run for their money and now it's over."

Lord Levy is 69.

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