Hellfire Club's Pluto in Capricorn standstill warning

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Sunday, 30 March 2008

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Grim astrological omens for April 1st

London - (Cosmic Mess): Pluto's stationary motion in the heavens on April 1st will be the ultimate cosmic last laugh that wreaks havoc on the undead in No 10 Drowning Street.

That is the grim prognostication from Hellfire Club astrologers who say that the planet associated with death, karma, wealth, regeneration and destiny will appear stationary in the sign of Capricorn on Tuesday.

"This is the portent we have expected since Biblical days of yore," Hellfire grandmaster Baron Hugo Blackshirt said today.

"It is the ultimate Judgement Day omen for the farces of evil that sold us into the Whore on Terra."

The astrological aspect may coincide with powerful seismic activity in the Yucatan Peninsula, Tokyo and western Alaska.

"It could be enough to knock the Aki-Shit-Ho Japanese Puppet Emperor off his fetid throne, we hope," Hellfire accountants added.

"He's been the real cause of all this trouble with the Bushes."

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