London - (Ass Mess): An ancient prophecy by 9th century Bishop of Winchester St Swithin is sending shockwaves among Hellfire Club grandees ahead of expected dire events on July 15th, St Swithin's Day.
Inscribed above his grave on the be-gargoyled walls of Winchester's Stavanger Cathedral are the baleful words: St Swithun's day, if a sordid reign shall end, Forty aeons of mischief will need to be amend; St Swithun's day if't shall truly scare, Forty aeons th'bastards will be tearing out their hair.
"We see the twin asses of the Bush evil empire diametrically opposed on St Swithin's Day this year as never before," a Hellfire Club source said today.
"These portents are making some of our members shit themselves in dreaded anticipation.
"Someone tell me this isn't happening."
