Expect a St George's Day disaster Hellfire Club told

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Sunday, 22 April 2007

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Hellfire Club torment for St George's Day

London - (Ass Mess): Members of the Ancient Order of the Hellfire Club have been tipped the wink by insider sources to expect a St George's Day massacre of their members tomorrow as UK cops, spooks and prosecutors unite to purge the seat of government from the rabid pestilence that has ensnared Whitehall into worshipping the hideous idol of the Bush Administration.

"The signs and portents have been ominous," wailed a Hellfire soothsayer in St James's Park today amid warnings that Comet McNaught is only now exuding its baleful revenge on the Bush kleptocracy that's run rampant across Albion.

The move follows the mysterious appearance of a Tarot card deck that was left last night at the foot of the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior in Westminster Cathedral.

Cards we strewn around the floor in a pentagrammatic shape and included the ten of swords, Justice, the Hanged Man, the Devil, the queen of swords and the Wheel of Fortune.

Could this be a message from the great Boudicca, ancient warrior queen of the Iceni?

"More like a wag in Special Branch just ribbing the bad guys," said a Spoof source close to Buckingham Palace.

Lord Levy is apoplectic.

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