London - (Apocalyptic Mess): Star gazer consultants to the Royal & Ancient Hellfire Club of Albion are warning that the message of the skies this weekend spells doom for Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's puppet government.
"Saturday's International Women's Day sun/uranus conjunction at 18 degrees Pisces will see the fall of the Fissures of Men New Testament hoax," a Hellfire Club astrologer predicted confidently today, "and that means the end of Gorgon Brown's reign of terror.
"The event is preceded by Friday's Pisces new moon, bolstered by the venus/neptune conjunction in Aquarius and the apocalyptic mars/pluto opposition in the first degrees of Cancer and Capricorn.
"The celestial message is unequivocal: Patriarchy is about to fall, Brown will be dragged off kicking and screaming to the Tower of London, ditto all his bipartisan accomplices and the Puppet Monarchy underpinning the foul Nazi regime will be vanquished for ever."
Tony Blair is in hiding.
