Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again. It is getting to deep winter, and we have to ask a few questions. When can we watch the family film about the psychopath? You know the one, where the young child sets booby traps in his home so that Joe Pesci and…
Pretentious Film Maker Robert Toodle III is set to make his latest film Staples in A Box in Los Angeles this month. The two-hour film, six years of scripting and development will focus on the tedium of life in a small office. It focuses on a bo…
New Rules are coming soon to Hollywood and all actors in the USA for 2024. In the upcoming Trump Epoch, actors will all have to be vetted before they even think of auditioning for any of Trump’s MAGA movies – about him and things he likes (tons of…
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - Newlyweds J.Lo and Ben Affleck recently spoke to LaLaLand Daily writer Macadamia Honeysuckle at a pizza restaurant in West Holly. The couple known collectively as Bennifer, are both happier than either has ever…
This is Lance Bottomley of Hollywood! Just had a facial, a body wrap and am relaxing on my patio with little hash Gummy bears and Gin Tonics. And I Finally got an idea for a podcast. Have to make a living, you know! I was watching on of those…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle, has just broken the story that Kim Kardasian and Bradley Cooper have agreed to star in a movie about Donald and Melania Trump. The film is a Mountain Peak Pictures production in a…
After being one of the biggest movies of 2019, Joker is receiving a sequel. So far, rumors are circulating that the film will be a musical with Lady Gaga playing Harley Quinn. Not a lot of details are known right now – no BTS pics, only vague details…
In 1804, or whenever the hell it was, Ted Turner had his way with Hollywood – and she didn’t even see it coming! He took a lot of old black and white movies and grabbed a box of crayons and started colouring in the lines. This angered many peop…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The world famous Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato have just announced that they will soon begin production on the motion picture, "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2." The film will be set in the vampir…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The woman who is known as The Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) and a man who is considered to be the epitome of the Latin hip hop singer (Pitbull), have agreed to star in a TV remake of the old 50s TV sitcom "I Love Lucy."…
A new Teen movie is in development. where a bunch of Male Teens save the World from Global Warming. All the stars in it are over 30 but look 20 - so no problem there. It's all guys, but no funny business, as they don't even look at porno.
This is most controversial movie in the last several years. Theatres are being shot up by middle aged Republicans to stop it being shown. A young, very Conservative Southern Republican politician is visiting a Smithsonian and accidently touc…
Born on the wrong side of the tracks, his single unwed mama popped him out in an alley, then she disappeared … forever … (possibly swallowed by the Republican Party) … he didn’t ask to be born, but since he was, he vowed to find his mama and get reve…
My spies in the entertainment industry have taken a break from finding out who is fornicating with whom and given me a list of big screen movies that are in production as we speak. Or rather, as I write and you read. Whatever. 'Hell's Kitchen: I…
ONE OF TOM CRUISE'S HOBBIES IS COLLECTING TRIVIA FACTS. HERE ARE TEN THAT HE PROVIDED TO THE ALPHA BETA NEWS AGENCY FROM HIS LATEST HIT MOVIE, "TOP GUN - MAVERICK." 1. Tom Cruise was not the producers first choice to star as Maverick. Brad Pitt wa…
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