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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of North Korea is that Kim Jong Un will be having a fantastic Super Bowl Party and he has invited such celebrities as Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler. The North Korean leader said tha...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her Secret X-Rated Plan

Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her Secret X-Rated Plan

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan flew down to Mexico to visit an aunt who moved to Mexico back in 1999. Lohan said that her Aunt Camille is one of her favorite relatives because just like her she has hundreds and hundreds of freckles. Whe...

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Funny story: Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London. "I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland." Lindsay Lohan was...

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Funny story: Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks. "From what I have read and talked with others, apparently t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has actually traded two vices, drugs and alcohol for a third vice young men. Lohan who has been doing pretty good since spending 3 months in a rehab clinic during the summer has been seen on both coasts cavo...

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Funny story: Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Derek Hough Seen Walking Hand-In-Hand At The La Brea Tar Pits

Lindsay Lohan and Derek Hough Seen Walking Hand-In-Hand At The La Brea Tar Pits

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally gotten on the right track as the old railroader Casey Jones used to be fond of saying. Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab helped to show her that there is more to life than j...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Been Invited To Visit The White House

Lindsay Lohan Has Been Invited To Visit The White House

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The so called Tinsel Town Bad Girl, Lindsay Lohan has just stated that she has received an invitation to attend a White House dinner in honor of President Obama supporter and civilian adviser George Clooney. Lohan said that she wa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

LOS ANGELES - The former number one party girl of LaLaLand, Lindsay Lohan has stated that she has mended her evil, wicked ways and her lips no longer touch alcohol. Lohan who spent three months in rehab told Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan marries mail order bride

Lindsay Lohan marries mail order bride

Lindsay Lohan marries long time girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence of Jamaica in a picture-perfect wedding that took place in Hawaii on the magical Isle of Maui. The couple met on an online marriage agency. Shortly before the wedding, Lohan stepped out...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan picks up lesbian hustler

Lindsay Lohan picks up lesbian hustler

It's very strange that a day goes by without someone catching Lindsay Lohan doing something odd, and today is no different. It's rumored that Lohan is not only off drugs, but she is also dating a homeless lesbian who used to turn tricks for other wom...

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Funny story: White House Halloween Ball Gets Some Unexpected Costumes.

White House Halloween Ball Gets Some Unexpected Costumes.

The Reuters News Service has published the results of the voting on who (and what) wore the best costumes to the 2013 Halloween Ball at the White House. A hearty congratulations to all those who received a mention and a silver crucifix to Dick Cheney in the hope that he won't be disturbing us in our dreams anymore. George W. Bush- Came as a Court Jester. Nancy Pelosi- Came as Wonder Woman, a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan and a group of her friends were seen partying at the Sing Sing Karoke Club in New York City. Lohan actually got up and sang the Dolly Parton song which was later covered by Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You."...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She Feels Sorry For Miley Cyrus

Taylor Swift Says She Feels Sorry For Miley Cyrus

NEW ORLEANS - After performing in front of a full venue in New Orleans Voodoo Arena Taylor Swift sat backstage in her dressing room talking to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. Taylor said that she cannot believe the way that Miley Cyrus...

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Funny story: David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host David Letterman has said that he has just received a letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un inviting him to visit his wonderful country. The leader of North Korea expressed to Letterman that he is his all-time f...

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