Lindsay Lohan Has Been Invited To Visit The White House

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Sunday, 8 December 2013


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President Obama personally inviting Lindsay Lohan to a White House dinner.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The so called Tinsel Town Bad Girl, Lindsay Lohan has just stated that she has received an invitation to attend a White House dinner in honor of President Obama supporter and civilian adviser George Clooney.

Lohan said that she was shocked to hear that the president and Mrs. Obama want her to attend the dinner.

Lindsay has said repeatedly that she has finally seen the light and she has given up her party girl ways for good.

She pointed out recently on The Viagra View to Regis Philbin that the strongest drink she drinks now is Coke Zero.

Lohan noted that since she has mended her out-of-control ways she feels 100 percent better and even some of her freckles have disappeared; especially the ones on her boobs.

The Hollywood starlet also credits the fact that she no longer associates with Paris Hilton as really helping her to stay sober.

When Regis asked her if there is a new man in her life she blushed and said no. He then paused and asked her if there was a new woman in her life.

She blushed even more and replied "Maybe yes, maybe no."

In Other News. Ann Coulter has said that he rumor that she is pregnant with Speaker of The House John Boehner's baby is totally false.

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