Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 25 January 2014

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A photo of Ben & Jerry's new ice cream flavor Miley Cyrus Twerking Toffee

BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor.

Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after three months of extensive research and development.

Mr. Cypress noted that the new flavor has been named in honor of one of America's most popular young celebrities Miley Cyrus.

He added that the name of the new Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream flavor is Miley Cyrus Twerking Toffee.

Cypress stated that the company did some research on other celebrities including Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, and Lady Gaga, but they failed to get the high approval numbers that Miley did.

Ben & Jerry's realizes that Miley Cyrus has a fan base of millions and millions of fans and they figure that 99.3 percent of those fans love ice cream and they will certainly be buying the new Miley Cyrus Twerking Toffee.

SIDENOTE: Millard Cypress said that if their predictions are correct Miley Cyrus Twerking Toffee will become one of Ben & Jerry's most popular selling ice cream sellers ever, even surpassing 2012's Britney Spears' Succulent Strawberry Swirl.

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