Written by Evil

Sunday, 10 November 2013

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It's very strange that a day goes by without someone catching Lindsay Lohan doing something odd, and today is no different. It's rumored that Lohan is not only off drugs, but she is also dating a homeless lesbian who used to turn tricks for other women.

Lohan was allegedly spotted in New York City enjoying more than a few cocktails. She was at a New York bar with friends when a woman, named Abby, walked into the bar and offered her services for money. She was hustling to buy food.

Not being new to this sort of thing, Lohan offered Abby a pair of Nike shoes in exchange for certain favors. The shoes are the same type she offered Samantha Ronson to lure her on a date. Abby being street wise opted for 400 dollars in cash.

Abby's escape is extraordinary: She became a lesbian hustler, making hundreds of dollars a day by doing services for women.

Now, she is being seen frequently hanging out with her new best buddy, Lindsay Lohan, and at a recent event, a source tipped off Celebrity E! that the two were overheard referring to each other as "roommates" and they're rumored to have been residing together for over a month now in a house in Los Angeles.

The shindig was at a house party and Lindsay appeared to be clinging to her friend for support. A spy revealed, "The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time." Uh oh, Samantha Ronson's not going to like the sound of that.

"You just need to like something," Lindsay tells her, not knowing what's really happening when Abby leaves her state of mind while high on ecstasy. The problem for Abby is that desire and necessity never really mixed.

The only picture of Abby was taken by a snooping paparazzi while she momentarily stepped out of Lindsay's Los Angeles home draped in a blue, bed cover and wearing large glasses.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

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