Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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Kim Jong Un has said that his Super Bowl Party will be the best one in the entire world.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of North Korea is that Kim Jong Un will be having a fantastic Super Bowl Party and he has invited such celebrities as Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler.

The North Korean leader said that Dennis is of course his BFF. He smiled and said that he has always had a crush on Lindsay Lohan and he likes the great attitude that soccer player Chicharito has always exhibited.

Kim Jong Un then said that he invited talk show host Chelsea Handler because he heard that she is quite the loose woman and he would not mind showing her how happy and satisfied an Asian leader can make a 38-year-old dishwater blonde.

SIDENOTE: The Rice Paddy News Agency reports that Kim Jong Un is having Lobster Newburg flown in from New England, Alaskan King Crab flown in from Alaska, Fajitas flown in from Texas, and Peach Cobbler Pies flown in from Georgia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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