CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan flew down to Mexico to visit an aunt who moved to Mexico back in 1999.
Lohan said that her Aunt Camille is one of her favorite relatives because just like her she has hundreds and hundreds of freckles.
When Lindsay was in Cabo she was asked by Polo Del Matador, a reporter with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News if she had any movies in the works.
Lohan replied that she didn't but that she was going to give him a scoop.
"Of ice cream?" Del Matador asked.
"No silly guy" Lindsay replied giggling like a school girl.
She then informed the reporter that she was going to give him some information that she had not told any other member of the news media.
Lohan then revealed to Del Matador that she has been keeping a very low profile lately and she is ready to once again get back into the Hollywood spotlight.
Mr. Del Matador was all ears. Lilo then told him that she is planning on approaching the pornographic movie king Ron Jeremy about starring in an X-rated movie with him.
Del Matador blushed. He regained his composure and said, "I tell ju what Mees Lohan, I hab seen jur nude body in a magazine and let me juss sey dat eat ease a berry berry viewtiful body jes."
SIDENOTE: Lindsay gave Mr. Del Matador a big French kiss and an autographed 8 by 10 glossy of herself wearing only a Los Angeles Clippers jersey.
