Taylor Swift Says She Feels Sorry For Miley Cyrus

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

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Taylor has said that if Miley does not slow down her career is going to go up in flames.

NEW ORLEANS - After performing in front of a full venue in New Orleans Voodoo Arena Taylor Swift sat backstage in her dressing room talking to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole.

Taylor said that she cannot believe the way that Miley Cyrus is carrying on like some cheap carnival act.

Swift said that she genuinely feels sorry for Miley because she is so obsessed with reinventing herself that she has lost all sense of reality and what is right and what is wrong.

The "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" singer said that she is afraid that if Cyrus does not get herself into a rehab clinic soon she may end up just as bad as Lindsay Lohan if not worse.

Taylor added that a female showing off various parts of her body can only go so far before the fans start saying, "Hey girl, we've seen all that stuff before - what else you got?"

SIDENOTE: Taylor said that she was to have recorded a Christmas album with Miley Cyrus the first week in November but she has said that there is just no way that she is going to sing any religious songs with mad Miley.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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