Written by Bureau

Sunday, 19 January 2014

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Which way is SoHo?

Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London.

"I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland."

Lindsay Lohan was most certainly in the mood for more than just a good drinking thrill on Sunday.

The 20-something-year-old was spotted dining at an eatery in Soho that from the outside advertises a 'Peep Show' and adult videos.

In response, Phil Robertson requested that the American public check out what they have been up to in the past few years and compare them to Lindsay.

"Then we'll all know who the freak is."

As far as eating at an eatery in Soho that from the outside advertises a 'Peep Show', little dress waitresses and adult videos, Robertson had something else to say.

"We see the real thing in our own wives who know how to treat their men and we learn how to treat them", stated Phil Robertson. "I seem to be detecting a little bit of jealously here."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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