Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 25 October 2013

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Lindsay insists that her luscious lips have not touched alcohol since leaving the rehab clinic.

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan and a group of her friends were seen partying at the Sing Sing Karoke Club in New York City.

Lohan actually got up and sang the Dolly Parton song which was later covered by Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You."

Several patrons wondered who Lindsay could possibly be singing the song to since it is being rumored that she is back to seeing her on-again, off-again lesbianite girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Lohan was asked by a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight if she had fallen off the wagon. She became quite angry and said that she had not but if she did it would not be anyone's business but hers and Samantha's.

Interestingly enough Ronson was nowhere to be seen. An inside source stated the the boyish-looking disc-jockey was back in California spinning tunes at a private party for Katy Perry and John "The Player" Mayer.

To view dozens of photos of Lindsay Lohan without her makeup go to www.lindsaylohansanscosmetics.huh

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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