LOS ANGELES - The former number one party girl of LaLaLand, Lindsay Lohan has stated that she has mended her evil, wicked ways and her lips no longer touch alcohol.
Lohan who spent three months in rehab told Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror Magazine that she has finally realized that she was heading down a horrible road to the land of degradation and damnation.
She said that she really owes a lot of her change of heart to Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette, a world renown voodoo woman, who resides down in Lake Charles, Louisiana.
Lindsay said that she was highly recommended by Mel Gibson who told her that if it had not been for Madam Lafayette he would probably be a derelict, old man walking the streets of Phoenix, Arizona, or maybe Tucson.
Lohan said that the $19,000 fee she paid Madam Lottie Jo was well worth it.
Suggested Reading On The Subject. The True and Uncandycoated Story of The World's Most Famous Voodoo Woman - Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette by Sinclair F. Lumberwood.