Lindsay Lohan and Derek Hough Seen Walking Hand-In-Hand At The La Brea Tar Pits

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Lindsay said that Derek bought her a $67 lipstick imported from Rome, Italy.

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally gotten on the right track as the old railroader Casey Jones used to be fond of saying.

Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab helped to show her that there is more to life than just a bottle of Jack Daniels and being a devil-may-care party girl.

Lindsay has been texting President Obama and she pointed out that he has become like a second father to him.

The 27-year-old is thrilled that President and Mrs. Obama have invited her to a White House dinner in honor of one of President Obama's closest friends George Clooney.

Lohan was recently asked by Vokda Vermicelli with iRumors about her new relationship with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough.

Lindsay blushed and said that they're just good friends. Miss Vermicelli asked her about the rumor that she and Derek had been seen walking hand-in-hand at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits.

Lohan blushed even more and said that they went to have dinner at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner to celebrate the fact that she has changed her wayward ways.

SIDENOTE: Lindsay Lohan told Miss Vermicelli that ending her friendship with Paris Hilton was the key to her getting her act together. She smiled and said that Hilton could be a bad influence on the most hardened of convicts.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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