The parents of Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque have made a formal request to the world's media to give their large breasted medal winning offspring a break, because they fear that over exposure of her breasts - sorry, best performances -...
Ivana Phuque has announced that she will cease to compete after these Winter Olympics are over. The Swedish speed skater, famed for her long, blonde hair and massive breasts has decided that she no longer wishes to put her body through the grueling t...
Washington DC: President Obama held his Health Care Reform Summit at the Blair House. At the same time the Winter Olympics speed skating competition was being held in Vancouver Canada. Democratic House Speaker Pelosi was her same old stubborn sel...
Reports are coming in that crocked serial philanderer Ashley Cole has been sending explicit text messages to Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque after seeing her on TV From what we have been able to ascertain, there is no evidence to sugg...
Fourteen year old Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque, apparently a little bewildered by all the media attention being lavished on her ample breasted person, has been invited to take a little time out at movie director Roman Polanski's Swiss...
Ivana, the generously endowed 'SWEDE SPEEDY' building on her Olympic Success, announced her retirement from amateur events, and signed her first truly professional contract with Management at "The New Oasis Bar & Grill', the UK's most popular T...
Ashley Cole is rumoured to have turned to blonde Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque when his marriage began to get him down. The Chelsea and England left back probably sobbed as he might have said: "I needed a shoulder-and a big pair of breasts-to...
Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque was leaving the medal podium, after winning a Gold in women's figure skating, and heading down a crowded hall when she felt someone grab her breasts. The Vancouver Winter Games athlete quickly spun around to see who it...
The Swedish Olympian, Ivana Phuque, has been the darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. This skating beauty has captured the hearts of more than athletes and fans around the world. She has now grabbed the attention of "The Donald." From his Trum...
VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009. The director of Public Relations Governing and Steering...
Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque has become the darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde skater has been universally adored for her beauty and her body by athletes and fans around the world. Her liasons and hook ups have also become fodder fo...
Ivana Phuque, the Swedish Olympic Team's answer to Viagra, has captivated the hearts and loins of men around the world. The figure skater, who became famous for her spins, jumps, and leaps performed without panties, bloomers, or leotards underneath,...
Canada's female speed skaters have claimed that Sweden's Ivana Phuque, winner of four gold medals, had an unfair advantage. Canadian team coach Mary Winkiewiper said "Let's just say that her equipment looked like it had been enhanced. Her breasts wer...
Swedish figure skater Ivana Phuque has become the darling of the Vancouver Winter Olympics, with her every move covered by camera crews from all over the world. The blonde bombshell, who has become famous for her performances without leotards or pan...
The Winter Olympic Games were ensnared in more controversy today after odds on favourite Swede speed skater Ivana Phuque was found out to actually be Elin Nordegren's adopted brother, Ivan Phugue Nordegren! The revelation occurred after Drug and D...
Swedish speed skater and heroine of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque has shown her true class in Vancouver. With an adoring army of fans cheering her on Phuque appeared in her most revealing outfit yet. The shapely 38-27-38 star of the ice wore b...
Swedish Olympic speed skater Ivana Phuque has entered the skeleton helmet argument by admitting that she "just loves British helmets." Phuque, arguably the most popular athlete in the Olympic village, said "To be honest, I just can't get enough of yo...
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